Thursday, 1 August 2013

August 2013 Punjabi Jokes

August Month Punjabi Chutkule or Punjabi jokes are there :-

Kisi nu vi nahi....

Master :- Pappu je tera dost te teri saheli iko kishti vich hon te kishti dub rahi hove
 te tu kis nu bachunga ????
Pappu:- kise nu vi nahi ....
Master :-  oh kyo????
Pappu:- Oh sale iko kishti vich ki karde aa ?????
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Kaun Bola ???

Ek Vakeel bahut ji josh ke saath case lad raha tha ..
Judge :- you are crossing you limit.
Vakeel :- kaun sala aisa kehta hai ???
Judge gusse main :- tune muje sala kaha ????
Vakeel :- Maine kaha KAUN SAW LAW aisa kehta hai ???

Expiry Date Ni likhi

Pappu apna marriage certificate bar bar dhian naa dekh reha sii....
Pappu di vahuti :-  Ki dekh rahe ho??
Pappu:- Expiry date ta likhi ni saliean ne ......



Tere Kol ki Bachuga ???

Teacher :- Ramu je tere kol 10 Chocklates aa jisde vichon 4 tu anjli nu te 3 tu radha nu ate 3 tu aman nu de ditia te tere kol ki bahcuga ???
Ramu :- Sir ji 3 Girl Friends ......


Badal Sarkar Jindabad

Delhi de AASHIK:-  Yaar Kal  raat saheli ko milane gaya tha , uske padosi ne light chala di  , main pakda gaya aur bahut maar padi .
Punjab de AASHIK :- Agar saccha hai apka payar toh BADAL sarkar hai apke saath. DAILY LIGHT CUT 8 PM to 10 PM....

Koi Bharosa Ni

Punjab di batti da te..........
Saheli Kapatti da ..............
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Koi Bharosa ni.......


Terian Julfaa lai gift

Boy: Jannu main terian julfaa lai gift lai ke aya ....
Girl :- ki..????
Boy: Ustra , Bhenc**d mere vi juan paa ditian ...





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Tare Todan gaya si

Boy:- Jannu main na ajj tere lai tare todan gaya si.
But mainu khali hath vapis auna paya .
Girl:- Oh Kyo ???
Boy :- Lifafa gahre hi reh gaya si na ...

Paneer Ale Pakode

Meri zindgi vichon Khushian ta ida muk gaian jive ..
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Viah vich paneer ale pakode muk jande ne ....lol

Total Bejti

Girl :-  Tu ki karda???
Boy:-  Kheti karda ......
Girl :- Sida hi keh de vehla aa .....
Boy:- Tu ki kardi aa????
Girl :- Fashion designing.... 
Boy:- Sida hi keh de DARJI aa ......

Sachhi Gal ...

Jado Kismat Hove FUDDU....
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Phir ki karuga BORNVITA vala DUDDU.....

Tatti Kar reha si....

Boy 1 :- Yr tu bahut dina baad najar aya kithe gaya c???
Boy 2:- Yr jado apa last time mile si ta os to baad vich mera accident ho gaya si . Ik janani ne Activa vich maar diti si..
Boy  1 :- Vaise sayana banda ta janani activa te aundi dekh ke kachhe utar janda tu vi ida hi karni si ....
Boy 2 :- Kithe yr main ta pehla hi khet vich baitha TATTI KAR REHA SI.....